When I was a kid, my bedroom window faced the street. One of those early lessons that always stuck with me came from my mother, “Close your blinds when you’re changing!” I forgot one time and was teased by the neighbor boys, “we saw you up there! In your laaaciiiees and your underwear!” Queen of Comebacks, I said, “I don’t wear lacy underwear so I know you’re lying” And then I ran inside and hid for a few days. (I was 11, a boy said “underwear” I CAN NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE AGAIN EVER!)
If that story doesn’t convince you, here’s a photo I took tonight.
Not ideal but unless someone was looking for shit to steal, not all that scary. Nobody’s having sex on the couch and the girls aren’t running around naked. What about this one?
Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife! Or FFS, just close your blinds!
*I added the hand in the second picture with a really fun app called GhostCamPro.