Photo a Day – Fruit

Day 2 of March Photo a Day is “fruit”.  I snapped a boring photo of apples and tomatoes and I was not thrilled to be stuck posting that just to meet the deadline of this demanding blog challenge. (*ahem*)  Jt to the rescue!  He agreed to let me photograph his nightly beauty routine.  He may have meant something different when he mentioned bringing fruit to bed.  I don’t know.

Let’s begin with Step 1:

Frightening, yes?

All it takes is an apple! These beauties of nature are PACKED with positive health benefits! A slice on each eye allows the juices to drip into your tear ducts where it acts as an astringent. You’ve heard of “cleansing tears”? Well now you can cleanse your tears™!

Step 2:

An apple on your head brings peace to your bed.

Once the sting is unbearable, just move the apple to your forehead! The acid burns off the old skin while the sugars attract bacteria, drawing them out of your skin to feast on your apple instead! But the benefits don’t end there, NO!  It’s well-known that the apple holds a spirit balm™ that will soothe your mind and enable a peaceful sleep.

Step 3:

Kill bad breath before you even roll out of bed!

When you wake up, breakfast! All that bacteria you drew out of your skin is just an extra bonus. You can skip your Activia this morning!

**I think I get extra points for using photos that captured two kinds of fruit.


About Just Vegas

I'm a 30-something married SAHM which means the nightmare scenario that plagued my early 20's has become reality. Funny thing is, I kinda like it. I have 3 lovely daughters who are educated at home and at a part-time alternative school. I love animals and I love people (in the general sense, not everybody all the time). I have no income to speak of, I'm not crafty and I hate cooking. My skills include reading the internet, watching tv on the internet and conversing with people on the internet. I'm an armchair philosopher, spiritualist, agnostic, feminist, liberal, activist, political pundit and tv critic.
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4 Responses to Photo a Day – Fruit

  1. Kristi says:

    That first picture scared me a little! 😉 But I love that you did in fact capture two “fruits” Can’t wait to see your hood pic tomorrow!

  2. Auntie Em says:

    I’m loving all of these! You are very creative and I have no idea how you got Jedd to play along!

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