Random, Deep, Lazy Thoughts That Are Unnecessarily Laden With Grown-Up Words

I’m too lazy to work on my trip posts so I will now share with you all the thoughts I’ve been having that are really more appropriate for Facebook while being mostly inappropriate for Facebook  I think that makes them Tweets  Also, period key still not working but that just makes it more fun to read, right?  Like a puzzle *inside* a blog post

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I’ve finally made a friend who does tattoos and he’s really good and PLUS he’s just a great fucking person with a kick-ass girlfriend   He’s gonna fix up my Burning Man/phoenix tattoo and do a new one for me   One or both of these should be happening this weekend  I’m stupid excited

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I’m dropping weight like crazy  I bought a pair of shorts ten days ago that fit perfect and lasted through a 7 hour dance party in Detroit and when I stood up just now to grab my phone THEY FELL OFF  Seriously  I believe this proves my theory that you cannot lose weight until you are comfortable and happy with who you are  There’s an element of “not giving a fuck about what you think, I’m awesome” that increases your metabolism, it’s Sciencey
For real

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The comment thread on this Swistle post is fucking hilarious

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Speaking of fucking hilarious, this girl is the shit:  My Drunk Kitchen You know you’re gonna love it just from the title, amirite?

Oh wait, here’s an episode you can watch right now! “I think that we made biscuits”

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Have you ever listened to Lily Allen?  She gives good music  You may remember that I posted her song, Fuck You, a little while back
I just got lost in a wormhole trying to find the right video to post  You should just go ahead and download the whole album, It’s Not Me, It’s You
Here’s one  It’s highly inappropriate, insanely catchy and funny as hell:

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I will never fully understand doggy politics   One minute you’re best friends and the next you’re about to cut a bitch over food neither of you like, what IS that??

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I really really really (really) don’t care about Weiner or Schwarzenegger (spelled that right the first time, BOO YAH) or whoever else made a fool of himself over a female   Stop acting like it’s news that these guys are lecherous morons, it’s not like we didn’t know that already

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If you saw a young, attractive woman (or a 30-something fatty, whatevs) using a silly band as a ponytail holder would you think, “Trendsetter” or “Mom got hot and couldn’t find a proper hair tie in her minivan”?  Doesn’t matter, I rocked it anyway

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My sister, the one I’m always going on about, THE Emily, yes that one  She got engaged to her Jason last weekend while we were in Detroit   I was in on the surprise (as was EVERYONE ELSE SHE KNOWS) but I wasn’t sure exactly when during the weekend he was going to do it   It ended up being ridiculously perfect   A huge surprise for a girl who no one has EVER been able to surprise while she was surrounded by some of her best friends during one of her favorite weekends   The setting was perfect, the timing was perfect, her reaction was PRICELESS and I am so lucky I got to be a part of it   So here’s one picture from that trip and one of these days I’ll post the rest and tell you all about DEMF and why everyone should go and why they should be glad they went and why they will want to go back every year and also why they’ll wish they had friends as cool as the ones I made

Well, fuck all, now I'm crying again

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About Just Vegas

I'm a 30-something married SAHM which means the nightmare scenario that plagued my early 20's has become reality. Funny thing is, I kinda like it. I have 3 lovely daughters who are educated at home and at a part-time alternative school. I love animals and I love people (in the general sense, not everybody all the time). I have no income to speak of, I'm not crafty and I hate cooking. My skills include reading the internet, watching tv on the internet and conversing with people on the internet. I'm an armchair philosopher, spiritualist, agnostic, feminist, liberal, activist, political pundit and tv critic.
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3 Responses to Random, Deep, Lazy Thoughts That Are Unnecessarily Laden With Grown-Up Words

  1. Swistle says:

    Oh I love that photo of your sister SO MUCH!

    I would think nothing of a sillyband used as a ponytail holder. But then, if I am hot and don’t have a ponytail holder, I will use ANYTHING THAT WORKS, up to and including my WATCH, to hold back my hair.

  2. Roseann Barr says:

    Wow, tats, f-bombs, a sloppy home, celebrating Bin’s death…I have finally found a women who actually makes trailer park white trash, look classy.

    You must be a liberal Democrat, or French.

  3. Roseann Barr says:

    World’s thinnest books:

    Faithful Moments by Bill Clinton

    Promises I’ve Kept by President Obama

    Classy Things I’ve Said and Done by Vegas

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