I have two separate email accounts. I use yahoo for anything that has even the slightest chance of attracting spam and I use gmail for the good stuff. My yahoo email has somehow been subscribed to several conservative newsletters (I suspect my dad). So I go through every few days and delete everything, occasionally opening these newsletters (or “action alerts”) first to see what the crazies are up to. In a stroke of sheer genius I decided to do a roundup of what showed up in my email this week. I will give credit but I will not link to the sites.
First up is Conservative Action Alerts from something called the United States Justice Foundation:
…somewhere, down the road, between now and the Election of 2012, he may just take away all of our Constitutional rights by Executive Order. And, when you say, “Nah, he couldn’t do that here because we are protected by a written Constitution,” remember this:
In 1934, the Weimar Republic was protected by a written Constitution that was just as powerful as the Constitution of the United States. The Weimar Constitution required the President and Chancellor of Germany go to the members of the Reichstag for authority to do anything. Once he was able to rule by decree, IT TOOK ADOLPH HITLER EXACTLY 39 DAYS TO DESTROY THE WEIMAR CONSTITUTION and become an absolute dictator—and assume the power of life and death over every subject in the THIRD REICH.
Another from the USJF:
REAL I.D. was enacted in 2005, to make it more difficult for people who are not citizens, to secure a state-issued driver’s license. The law takes effect in May, 2011. At that time, every States will be required to create a drivers’ license that conforms to new federal “standards.”
In short: REAL I.D. allows the government to convert your state issued drivers’ license into a REAL Nazi/Communist-style National Identification Card, with all the scary attributes of an Internal Passport like people in Nazi/Communist-Europe were required to carry.
Each email from this group is punctuated by at least eight request for donations. Hmmm.
Next up is something called Live Prayer, they send out a weekly “devotional”. Before the devotional there are the following headers which signify a few paragraphs each:
DAILY DEVOTIONAL WEDNESDAY JANUARY 26, 2011 (Acts 1:14)
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It is here that we finally reach the devotional:
Each day I try to do my best to encourage you and give you practical guidance to help translate your faith into your every day life. Today is one of those core areas that is critical to the spiritual life of a family. Men, you are REQUIRED to take the spiritual headship of your home and make prayer part of the daily life at your house. You should pray with your spouse EVERY day alone, and the two of you should be praying with your kids EVERY day.
*insert witty comment* (I’m gonna go throw up)