Turtle P*rn

Okay, I know the title is likely to bring me a new kind of traffic but let me show you why it is perfectly apt for this post.

We had a lovely Christmas.  Family, friends, great food and lots of fun.  This year, instead of exchanging gifts with my parents, we all kicked in money to share with a family in need.  A great new tradition for our family!  My mom decided she would still fill stockings for each of us and, as usual, she got us all gifts that we love.

I collect turtles.  I love turtles, my first tattoo was a turtle.  My dad is responsible for this love as he never passed a turtle in the road without stopping to rescue it.  He even brought one home from Texas in his briefcase.

So my mom put these turtles in my stocking.Cute, yeah?  I love the colors and they are hollow and delicate.  Let’s turn them over, shall we?

So, yeah.  Turtle porn.


About Just Vegas

I'm a 30-something married SAHM which means the nightmare scenario that plagued my early 20's has become reality. Funny thing is, I kinda like it. I have 3 lovely daughters who are educated at home and at a part-time alternative school. I love animals and I love people (in the general sense, not everybody all the time). I have no income to speak of, I'm not crafty and I hate cooking. My skills include reading the internet, watching tv on the internet and conversing with people on the internet. I'm an armchair philosopher, spiritualist, agnostic, feminist, liberal, activist, political pundit and tv critic.
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4 Responses to Turtle P*rn

  1. GiGi says:

    OMFG, that is hilarious! I hate turtles, myself. Sea turtles are ok, but the ones on land…ugh.

  2. Susan says:

    Well, bless your heart (I mean that in a good way) for thinking to turn them over.

  3. Suzanne says:

    Uh, my brain is refusing to work here. I just keep thinking, “Turtles aren’t mammals, they wouldn’t have mammary glands much less breasts!” Yeah, a week without sleep makes me weirdly analytical. Ha!

  4. Mario Saccoccio says:

    Well, at least you know which one is the female…Happy New Year, little one!

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